I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters
As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bullshit still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it.
The toxic bullshit, which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in April, has completely devastated the Gulf region, delaying cleanup efforts, affecting thousands of jobs, and endangering the lives of all nearby wildlife.
The Very Best – Warm Heart of Africa (feat. Ezra Koenig)
There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I’d like my life back.
—Tony Hayward, CEO of BP
My sex life is pretty good.
—Steve Jobs at the D8 Conference, when pressed on whether he felt betrayed by Google.
The Killers - Four Winds (Bright Eyes cover)
(via kelvinsense)
Finally tried this the other day. What can I say, I’m a glutton for gastronomic punishment. That and fried chicken.
Vampire fangs: $7.99.
Cosmetic contact lenses: $29.50.
Faux fur tail: $14.99.
Fooling local news into running a story on “teen werewolves” with you and your mall goth buddies: priceless.
(God, I hope.)
Via The Big Caption, “a complement to The Big Picture wherein JOKES and STATEMENTS are made using TYPOGRAPHY.”
In other words, awesome to the power of awesome.
How MetaFilter Saved Two Russian Women From Potential Human Trafficking
Even knowing the eventual outcome, the actual thread is absolutely nerve-wracking to read.
Sometimes I get that little sad feeling. You know, like when you realize that someone you adore is a Republican.
—s·y
(cf. Owl City – Fireflies)
See also: K-Strass on WSAW. K-Strass on KQ2.
