via mymomisafob.com

  • Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
  • Me: What? Why?
  • Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
  • Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
  • Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
  • Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
  • Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.

  1. tumblographr posted this