Vampire fangs: $7.99.
Cosmetic contact lenses: $29.50.
Faux fur tail: $14.99.
Fooling local news into running a story on “teen werewolves” with you and your mall goth buddies: priceless.
(God, I wish.)
Vampire fangs: $7.99. Cosmetic contact lenses: $29.50. Faux fur tail: $14.99. Fooling local news into running a story on...